no, he came in my armpit
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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