Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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