is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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