I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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