If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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