i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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