Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
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I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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