help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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