My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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