Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
The cops high fived after they tackled you
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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