It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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