I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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