Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
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I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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