I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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