it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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