so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think I died a long time ago.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
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Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
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I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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