How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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