I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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