I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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