? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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