i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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