Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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