D3 body, D1 cock
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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