ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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