it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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