Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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