I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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