My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning