D3 body, D1 cock
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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