I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Randomize
