Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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