Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Randomize
