Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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