we made out on top of his cat.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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