yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I just got carded by a ten year old.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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