Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
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I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
That accounts for only three of the penises
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
