You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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