I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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