No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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