Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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