Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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