Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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