I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I'm really busy with my period
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