Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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