so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
