Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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