Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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