Fuck appropriateness.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
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I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
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If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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