i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
so much tequila, so little girl.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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