I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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