I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
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he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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