belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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