she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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